Thanks Vegas... it's been wild. Which is just what we needed @vanderkimberly #iheartradio
Finally found a room that matched my wardrobe 🏅
I am 100% sure I don't know what to caption this photo @robloweofficial @ryanseacrest
My date 😍 #iheartradio ✈️
When you go on friend's podcasts sometimes you forget there's a microphone. And when that friend is insane as @bobbyleelive you get what's just now up on #Tigerbelly. We talk #WhatWouldDiploDo (he's on it), kids (he wants to want them), and being a GW (I'll let him explain).
Met a new dad at the park today w/ a 4 month old baby (his first). I told him I had four kids and he said, with the bleary-eyed honesty that comes from serial sleep-deprivation, "Wow... that sucks." 😂😂😂 I laughed so hard, because as much as I love it & wouldn't trade it for the world... there are times when it totally f*cking sucks. Raising a human from birth is a crazy thing to do. We all post our favorite parts because those moments are worth the insanity, but for anybody who's IN IT right now and struggling - what you're doing is not easy. You're not a bad parent, you're just human. My unsolicited advice: Ask for help. Get yourself a night out, or an afternoon off (or even a weekend away if you can swing it) - and do something fun. The joy you can then share with your kids will be so much better for them than the overwhelmed exhaustion they've been causing. Happy parents = good parents 😊
About to ask me for ice cream...
#WhatWouldDiploDo? Now streaming all episodes FREE on Viceland.com! For how long? Probably not long. You can't just give sparkling intellectual dialogue like this away forever. #YepIWroteIt w/ @brandondermer @hal_ozsan @shrimptooth @diplo
One of these is not real...
Throwing out a ceremonial first pitch is to baseball what an honorary doctorate is to education. It's not quite the real thing... but you can pretend it is and nobody will call you on it 😎 @Dodgers are about to turn it around #LetsGoDodgersHereWeGo
I used to try to throw a football like a baseball... now I throw a baseball like a football ⚾️👍😼@dodgers
@latelateshow is always such a fun hang, I brought the whole crew this time. Tonight w/ @jimgaffigan @liampayne
Sees dad play a DJ once...
I try not to get too political on here too often, but the people whose lives are in disarray because of the ending of #DACA today have faces. And hearts. And families. And communities. Yes, immigration needs to be addressed, and sure, you can make the legal argument #DACA was initially an unconstitutional overreach by the executive branch... But as this debate moves toward actual legislation, let's all please remember: We're talking about human beings. Who had no say over their border crossing, who grew up here, and who have not committed a crime. Being born in this country is not a merit... it's a gift. One it does us our souls good to share. --- Re-gram via @petesouza who was Obama's photographer and a worthy follow.
Lead-up on my stories #DadOlympics
Baby Driver ❤️
#WWDD season finale tonight on @viceland... we made a fake movie, had a fake premiere, traveled through time & space, aged up my Dad to play Old fake Diplo, had him do some crazy-ass sh*t which you'll laugh even harder at knowing it's actually my Dad, got to work with the incomparable @joybeezy, got to use an amazing new DRAM song, and featured @bobbyleelive in a kimono. Among other things. Let me know what you think of the episode!
On TONIGHT'S #WhatWouldDiploDo: @diplo & the gang must deal with the release of a terrible Diplo movie. Sh*t's getting meta 😼 (Big 🙌🏻 to @renzz0 for playing fake Fake Diplo.)
Came home to tell my kids @disneyjunior announced the Vampirina premiere date... and found my girl dressed like this. On her own. She had no idea. Either I picked the right gig, or she picked the right Dad. October 1st 🎃