No matter how high I style my hair, @teamcoco always wins... Tonight on @TBS
It's super-sophisticated stuff like this that got us those rave reviews 🤓 #WhatWouldDiploDo? Thursday 10pm on @viceland
Trickiest part of 4 kids isn't actually handling them all at once... it's finding the dedicated one-on-one time with each. You really have to fight to carve it out, but boy is it worth it.
Reviews are in!!! Never predicted I'd write a show about which @rollingstone would say: "It's lit, fam..." But then again, I never predicted I'd play a DJ. #funfact: There's a guy in white pushing me out on stage on the right side of frame. That guy is @diplo. High fives to my writers room, @brandondermer @shrimptooth @hal_ozsan @kiiokee
When the most highbrow publication you understand writes thoughtfully about something you wrote... it takes a more dignified man than me to not post about it. #WhyIsThereNoEmojiWithAMonacle? @newyorkermag
Green water is natural... right?
Our freedom of expression laws protect hate speech, bigotry and ignorance... that's why it's up to us to fight it with how we live, what we say, and how we treat each other. Props to this business in #charlottesville for taking a stand on the front lines of this horror. We've all got a lot to learn, and a lot of work to do... ☮️
Okay... who brought the Van Der Beek? #ThatsMyBoy 😍
Traveling with kids is my favorite crazy thing to do... you leave with kids, you come back with teammates.
TONIGHT 10pm on @viceland... our fake (or is it?) origin story for an actual hit song @justinbieber #WhereAreÜNow @skrillex
#1 in late night. That's what I heard... @desusandmero @viceland Tonight.
@nerdist podcast out now, w/ old friend & godfather to my daughter's favorite toy (backstory in the podcast intro) @hardwick
Paparazzi game strong 🕶
Watch first ep FREE on YouTube! Link in my bio. #WhatWouldDiploDo. Thank you to the cast, crew, @matadorcontent, @viceland & everybody who made this show what it is, and then market it so deftly. The reviews have been beyond what we dared hope for... feeling really really really lucky. Hope you enjoy our whacked-out little experiment.
TONIGHT on @HBO, my ep of #Room104 Dark, weird anthology series from the Duplass Bros. Think Black Mirror meets Twilight Zone set in one motel room. No prior viewing necessary. If you liked #TheRulesOfAttraction, you'll dig this. This ep Dir by Patrick Brice ("Creep" & "The Overnight")
Take your Dad to work day @ESPN
TONIGHT! 10pm on @viceland... Been a wild ride. I hope you enjoy.
The brothers I made along the way... met these two when I was 17 & they've been stuck with me ever since. Does my soul good to celebrate (and take the piss out of each other) with guys who let me crash on their couches when they were living in studio apartments. @park24hrs @marckuds
I can confirm: Stephen Colbert is as authentic a human being as one finds in this business... also: purple socks and pornstache never hurt anybody. @colbertlateshow