This house has a "Heaven's Butthole" feature. Very haute.
#tbt To when a photographer tried everything to make me look like a GQ model.
Komedie mit das ha-ha und hee-hee.
I'm a pretty glamorous dude.
Our props master has decorated his station. Yes, those shotgun shells are actually Christmas lights. Ilya, you're a wonderfully insane human.
This should be super fun. Get tickets here: http://bit.ly/2gSLvPo (my Twitter has that link if you don't want to copy by hand)
Yes. Love it. Thanks! #fanart
This kid won. On every level.
Pied Piper: a still life.
This may sound like nonsense through your phone, but right now, this Cajun madness has my number y'all. With my sister in law and Sweet Sarah.
So much we will be laughing with it.
Expecting the Yellow King any second...
Acadiana. America. On my hat. Love it. Half my family are swamp rats. The other half Canadian. And British. So...math. Also, I should clarify that "swamp rats" are a good thing in this context.
Sounds like that land shouldn't have been sold to the oil man. Sounds like that land is being robbed, yet again, from the indigenous people of this country. Sounds like a terribly disgusting thing to happen right around "Thanksgiving". Shame on you Dakota Access LLC. All the support from me to the brave and honorable people defending THEIR land on the front lines, braving tear gas and freezing water. #WaterIsLife #istandwithstandingrock #NoDAPL
"Let me buy you a pack of gum, I'll show you how to chew it." By far the best film on this flight, and yes, I will be watching it yet again. Please quote the fuck out of it in the comments section.
Woah. We're so melted. It's great!