Just hoping I can urge you to open your browser, make a few clicks (or taps), and become a monthly donor to places like NRDC, or The Sierra Club, even Greenpeace. Or all of the above like me. Five bucks a month is the price of a cocktail. Hell, here in Los Angeles, twenty bucks is the price of a cocktail. I am asking you to remove one drink a month from your life and put that money towards fighting the injustices that face the well-being of our planet. Even if you're the type of person that hates facts and scientists I'll bet that you like, as our Great Leader put it, clean air and clean water. I'll bet you don't like the polar ice caps melting. I'll bet you don't like extreme weather like massive flash floods and prolonged drought. I'll bet, that if you are the type of person that thinks climate change is a hoax, you might also hate immigrants. Well, good news: prolonged drought creates starvation which creates migrants. Save the planet and there will be less people coming across the border for you and your collection of shotguns to deal with. Win-win. Seriously guys. It's not just about keeping our planet going, it's about making it better. For us, for our children. WE CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS.
Found this, didn't know I had saved it. My first attempt at using this filter.
Potter got his bath later. Meatloaf is getting the baby treatment. Her skin is made of scrotum skin wrapped in dog fur. Super soft y'all. Dobby the House Elf y'all.
I don't care, it's FUN, just RELAX.
Excellent posts today. Feel super good about myself. Btw, giving up on comedy.
CARS ARE NOT MOVING AND I'M SO CLOSE TO HOME.
You know Tony Salamanca is pissed when he peaks the mic. #standstilltraffic
It's always the quiet ones...
We gotta stop pranking Mr. Salamanca.
Last night's Middleditch & Schwartz show at Largo was pretty special. A maniacal doctor confronted his high school bullies only to realize they helped shape him into the man he is today. Also, one character had a vagina surgically implanted on his back and was both jacked off and fingered at the same time. So...column A, column B.
Some very big stars have stayed in this flop house down my street. YUGE stars.
Characters from my favorite Amiga game growing up, Speedball 2: Brutal Deluxe. A lot like my favorite movie growing up, The Blood Of Heroes. Apparently I have a hard on for the dystopian future blood sport genre.
I dunno. Fuck it, I guess.
Super important message. Srsly.
"I got it, I got i-- AW FUCK!"
I used to fear hockey players growing up. Now I scream at them. Positive screams though. #goKingsGO