Кевин Смит

thatkevinsmith

Американский режиссёр, актёр и сценарист, создатель кинокомпании «View Askew Productions», продюсирующей все фильмы Смита, а также автор комиксов.
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18 years ago today, @usatoday journalist #jenniferschwalbach married my fat ass at #skywalkerranch while we were sound mixing my fourth film, #Dogma. It still stands as one of the best decisions I ever made in my dopey life. As you can see, Jen was very pregnant with @harleyquinnsmith_ (and I was pretty pregnant with sugary foods). @samosier was there as my Best Man on that fine Sunday morning and a Dutch Catholic Monk Jen had found online presided over the nuptials. After the ceremony, we all went out to @ihop for a pancake wedding banquet. It's been 18 years of love, lust, bickering and battles over shit that ultimately meant very little in the grand scheme of things. Getting married is a romantic fantasy come true but staying married is a daily reality a couple has to work at if they want to last. Thank you, Jenny, for making my reality pretty fantastic and my fantasies pretty real. I know I haven't been the perfect husband (unless perfectly round counts) so thanks for sticking with me these 18 years! You married me while I was wearing a hoodie and a @jayandsilentbob t-shirt and named our daughter #harleyquinn, so I'll never be able to thank you enough for being so fucking cool. I love you, Scoop! #KevinSmith #marriage #shotgunwedding #harleyquinnsmith

The name of this #LetUsFuck position was called "Well Why Don't I Just Fuck Myself?!" @jaymewes meets his doppelgänger! The next #jayandsilentbobgetold show will be at the #calgaryexpo THIS SATURDAY! #KevinSmith #jaymewes #jasonmewes #calgary

"SEAL TEAM RICK IS IN THE HOUSE!!!" @rickandmorty makes me feel happy and smart, and when I watch an episode, it makes me wanna be creative. This show is brain food. #KevinSmith #rickandmorty

My #tsa guy at #lax was a fan but his position prevents him from asking for selfies. So I asked for a pic of him instead. If anyone knows this gent, let him know this pic is here for him, please. Thanks! #KevinSmith #airport #tsaagent

While I was on stage in #stlouis, my kid @harleyquinnsmith_ got to go to the @guardiansofthegalaxy premiere. "Where's the justice?" I asked. Harley said "But I've loved @marvel movies my whole life!" To which I replied "Well I've loved #marvel since before you were even cum!" I may have won the argument but I likely lost any respect she may have had left for me as an authority figure... #KevinSmith #harleyquinnsmith #harleyquinn #guardiansofthegalaxy #premiere #guardiansofthegalaxyvol2

HAPPY 4/20, fellow Travelers of the Green! Don't simply "get high" today - use the herb to go deep into yourself to find out what you really wanna do with the rest of your one and only life! Then pursue that dream until it's a reality (unless that dream is to hurt others; never do that)! You can do this: you're as good as anyone else who does stuff you're interested in doing - maybe even better than those folks! But you'll never know until you try. Now, just to be clear, weed won't give you better ideas or create something that's not already in you: it just lowers your inhibitions so you can get past the insecurity and fear of failure that normally stop people from ever trying to achieve their dreams. Start today! Use this dopey weed-related holiday as the starting point to the you that you've always known you could be! Be a hero! Be a god!!! And then watch @rickandmorty - the second best way to spend your time while stoned! #KevinSmith #420 #weed #marijuana #pot #dream #art #create

No matter where you go in the world, @jayandsilentbob are everywhere. We found this pair of Jay & Bob's at the #kansascity airport this morning after a killer show in #lawrencekansas last night! @jaymewes & I are now off to #stlouis for tonight's episode of #jayandsilentbobgetold at @thepageantstl (some tix still left) and tomorrow's SOLD OUT 4/20 show! #KevinSmith #jaymewes #kansas #missouri #podcast #jayandsilentbob

UPDATE! FROM BLAKE MORTON, DARRELL'S BROTHER "Darrell Morton was my adopted Brother. He passed away a number of years ago. He passed away from a brain tumor. He was last living up at Valley View back on the Reservation he was born. BlaKe Morton, Endiang, AB" I'm so sorry to read this. Your brother was a big part of my childhood as well a bridge to a larger world. Darrell was the only pen pal I ever had as well as my first Canadian ambassador. He taught a tween boy from the Jersey shore that he wasn't alone in the world - that essentially he was the same at heart as kids in other countries - even in the then-far off land of Alberta. Please pass on my belated condolences to the rest of your family. I'm gonna go cry now... HAVE YOU SEEN THIS FARM BOY? @samosier & I dropped the 10th Anniversary ep of #SModcast last night! In the episode, I read letters from 1982, 1983 & 1984 written by a Pen Pal I was assigned by the @starwars Fan Club Pen Pal. The whole ep is about my first Canadian friend before #scottmosier, whose name was Darrell Morton. He'd be roughly 46 now, but back in 1982, he was a 12 year old #canuck living in Craigmyle, #Alberta who loved #starwars, #harrisonford & #christopherreeve. I tried to track Darrell down via @facebook but couldn't find him. Anyone in #canada (or anywhere in the world) got a lead on my Mister Morton? #KevinSmith #farmboy #craigmyle #banthatracks #starwarsfanclub

The Metatron in miniature: Alan Rickman as a schoolboy. Portrait of the artist as a young man. Miss you, sir... #KevinSmith #alanrickman

Hoppy Easter, from me & @jayandsilentbob! #KevinSmith #jaymewes #jasonmewes #easter #Mallrats #easterbunny #jayandsilentbob

Breathe... The poster & trailer for @starwars #thelastjedi have arrived! Now if we can all stay alive long enough we can all see it in December! #KevinSmith #starwars #starwarsthelastjedi

My new jersey features a crest that makes me look like the Manhunter from Mars, J'onn J'onnz! If I ever get to direct @supergirlcw again, I wanna wear it on a day I get to work with @davidharewood! (This @dccomics design comes courtesy of the amazing @jeffquigley!) #KevinSmith #jonnjonnz #martianmanhunter #supergirl #dccomics

Happy Birthday to @theshando - beloved mall rat, Heather, witchy woman, 90210-er and #cancerslayer! From 1995 to today, you remain my hero(ine)! #KevinSmith #shannendoherty #birthday #birthdaygirl #Mallrats

My new jersey with a #Clerks crest, drawn by @jeremysimser, the @cwtheflash & @supergirlcw storyboard artist extraordinaire! It depicts the first appearance of @jayandsilentbob as if we'd used storyboards on my 1994 flick (we didn't). Jeremy will get to do real storyboards for #jayandsilentbob when we shoot #jayandsilentbobreboot this August. This and many other crests will be available when we start selling hockey sweaters at the @jayandsilentbobstash online store later this month. #KevinSmith #jeremysimser #KevsNewJerseys #jerseys #hockeyjersey #jayandsilentbobssecretstash

It's #Shecky & rescue dog #madmartigan taking it easy on #nationalpetday! Dogs make us better people! #KevinSmith #dogs #dogsofinstgram #dogsofinsta #rescuedog #dachshundsofinstagram #dachshund

I used my mouth on @bryancallen & @brendanschaub last week during their podcast @thefighterandthekid. It was a great gabfest with a pair of real men who make me look even fatter than I already am simply by standing next to me. Give it a listen if you got a minute. #KevinSmith #bryancallen #brendanschaub #fighterandthekid

20 years ago this week, #ChasingAmy was released. The third motion picture I ever made, Amy happened after the critically reviled #Mallrats was thought to have killed my film career. The leads of Amy were not well known at the time so the folks in charge of @miramax didn't wanna cast them. I turned down a 3 million dollar budgeted version of the flick with more well-known actors and suggested we do the flick for $250,000 with my cast instead. #HarveyWeinstein said yes and suddenly, @samosier had to figure out how to make the flick for so little. None of us had anything to lose, so we poured our all into telling the story of a guy who was too hung up on his girl friend's past. When the flick debuted at #sundance in 1997, it got a standing ovation. Amy would go on to win 2 Indie Spirit Awards (screenplay and best supporting actor, @jasonlee) and #joeylaurenadams received a Golden Globe nomination for her stellar performance. I love this flick not only because it saved my movie career, but also because it made me a better person: I was very much the Holden character, obsessed with my girl friend's past. Making that movie rid me of that childish nonsense for good while making people think I might achieve cinematic greatness one day (which most folks now rightly assume I'll never reach, but for me, was reached with @tuskthemovie). During Amy, @benaffleck slept on my couch, playing my video games and reading my comics. The book he read that most impressed him? Frank Miller's #thedarkknightreturns. 2 decades later, he'd look exactly like the main character in that "classy book" (as he described it) when #batfleck began in @batmanvsuperman. But back in 1997, nobody dreamed the chase for Amy would last this long and lead to all the weird, wonderful places we've all been to since then. #KevinSmith #miramax #benaffleck #bluntmanandchronic #indie #film #1997

Happy Birthday to my own personal Gretzky, #jenschwalbach! I love you and I'll forever be your Plus One Jenny! Now whip out your dick for the annual birthday blowjob... #KevinSmith #jenniferschwalbach #jenniferschwalbachsmith #birthday

In the new #teentitans animated flick #thejudascontract, Beast Boy shows up for a podcast interview with a human hockey jersey. I'm honored and thrilled to be that human hockey jersey! Many thanks to the folks who made it happen! As a big, fat comic book geek who loved the Terra Markov saga, appearing in the movie is an obvious thrill - but actually talking to a Titan? That's cream-come-true stuff. Teen Titans: The Judas Contract is available RIGHT NOW at @itunesmovies and other outlets! #KevinSmith #dccomics #beastboy #nightwing #starfire #terra #brotherblood

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