Fuck all y'all
Missing my most special friend and mentor on his birthday. I miss guarding you.
Mary doing a spot on impression of @katebeckinsale
"I love sleeping with Janice. I mean we don't do anything but sometimes I reach out and squeeze her hand at night like after I take a piss or something" -my Dad
What dictation mode wrote when I said, "A whole bunch of us had our smug smiles wiped right off our faces"
This is my amazing dad. As a boy his dad beat the shit out of him on the regular. He was also beaten up most days at school for being a dirty Jew kike. You know, back when AMERICA WAS GREAT.
I blame Drumpf for this
Time for the issue w Lex Luther @thealexrossart
"In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart." Anne Frank
Awr @kimnewmoney took that at @ucbtla last night
3-1 never looked SOY good @stephsimbari
The @stephsimbari Birthday non lunch @verbalboxing @elizabethkott
BIG 3-1 for @stephsimbari @verbalboxing
There's always been a chip on the inside of my fridge that since I moved in 11 yrs ago I see as Alfred Hitchcock's profile
I made a collage of our love @katebeckinsale