Mary had a tooth pulled today. She's on drugs ands lil confused
My dad @donaldjan and my step-dad John O'Hara. The two greatest men in the world and beyond
#TBT @laurajanesilverman and meeee
80 years ago today @donaldjan was born and today we celebrate the best dad, Zadie, man you could ever know. Happy Birthday, Daddy!!
#FBF sweet boy Duckie
Basketball Sunday 🏀 hard hard fun fun home bath food sleep heaven. @yokoonoofficial
#FBF LOUIE ATTELL ME &ROWE HANGIN AT COCO'S
Staycation weekend w @stephsimbari @realbrianmoses @halebofosho NO LOUD GUM ALLOWED
Mary keeps facetiming my boyfriend and it's NOT COOL
#TBT to the time I came out of an induced coma, couldn't speak, but felt it urgent to ask the nurse if she lived w her mother & then draw a picture of a penis
One year ago today I shoulda kicked the bucket but then I didn't and now I say shit like "we're made of stardust on a planet in outer space y'all!" #TBT
#FBF miss you Joan
Dad lets Mary eat all the brunch off his face while laughing like a lil boy
AND Happy Father's Day to the man on the right (@mchshe2) who made the woman on the left (@lily_beckinsale) w the woman in the middle (@katebeckinsale) I love you allllll
Happy Father's Day to the greatest of Dad's, @donaldjan, who calls me every Saturday and leaves me messages like, (read in thick Boston accent) "hello little girl it's your daddy. Remember me? I know you're a big shot now but maybe you can find a little time in your fancy schedule to call the guy who gave you LIFE. I used to lift up your tiny little legs and wipe the SHIT out of your tuchus, you know."
Newsflash: Sarah is a knob @mchshe2