Moon between the guard rails.
Into the Woods but without all the songs and stuff.
I bought s guitar a few weeks ago. This is what I look like butchering "Waiting For The Great Leap Forward."
"Raw" a great cannibal horror movie I saw at Sundance sent me the best swag I've ever received for a movie. An edible finger made by city cakes.
Hangover New Years with Boogie Nights at Lincoln Center.
The gifts that show you your girlfriend really knows you.
In the future I can tell my children i voted for the first black and first female president. Unless I'm sterile. Then I can just wander the streets and playgrounds screaming it at strangers children. #imwithher🇺🇸
Big and little reunited once again.
With #fleabag star Phoebe Waller Bridge. Best new show? I think best new show.
I am sick and I'd just like to lay in bed and listen to this all day.
Emmy prep bro
I look like the Bridget Jones version of Patrick Dempsey.
Oh daaaaamnnnn!!! Preview of our @buildseriesnyc street level studio!!!
Happy birthday to the younger of the sisters. The greatest girl a guy could be with. I love you sweetheart. (What a schmaltzy post! Can't help it)