And here’s the poster IN MOTION! #SonicMovie
11 months to go. Chili dogs beware. #SonicMovie
Happy Chanukah to me. This #gift officially makes it #smashbrosultimate time. Also A+ Bowser photobomb.
I’ll start stretching now just in case. (I couldn’t find an Eel emoji)
Thanks to this all star cast for playing in the show last night at @largolosangeles! And thanks to the amazing audience who came out in the rain. If you got one of my Chanukah gifts last night at the show, reply with what charity you donated to and warm our hearts! Thanks!
🚨NEW TOUR SHOW ALERT🚨 Middleditch and Schwartz is coming to CHICAGO!!! We are playing the legendary @chicagotheatre which will be our largest venue to date! Won't you join us? You can buy tix at MiddleditchAndSchwartz.com early with our pre-sale code GOOFS. 📷: @selashiloniphoto
Still can’t believe this is real. But people are starting to get actual ticket proof! We are almost sold out (which is crazy) so if you wanna see Thomas and I perform patient two person improv at @carnegiehall in NYC on 2/22, buy the last of the tix at MiddleditchAndSchwartz.com
This comment and the exclamation point after it made me laugh.
Just ran into this old chestnut on my phone.
Happy birthday to the man, the myth, the daddy @doncheadle.
This dingbat has a Ben Schwartz Friends Improv show at @largolosangeles on December 6. It’ll be my last show in LA until February. Come come join me and an insanely talented group of improvisers make a whole bunch of scenes up right before your very eyes. Tix on my twitter and in my Instastories before they sell out. 📷 taken by someone awesome at comic con but I lost the info. If this is you @ me and I shall tag away!
Watch me kiss @johnlegend’s beautiful forehead while @chrissyteigen watches in delight tonight on #ALegendaryChristmas with John and Chrissy at 10/9c on @nbc!
🚨NEW TOUR SHOW ALERT🚨 On February 22nd, Middleditch & Schwartz is coming back to NYC to play CARNEGIE HALL! Crazy. This is a dream for us. Two dumb dumbs will perform long form improv on one of the most prestigious stages in the world. Get tix at MiddleditchAndSchwartz.com 📷: @selashiloniphoto
TEASER TIME! Middleditch & Schwartz is coming back to NYC on 2/22 for our biggest show to date. The second tickets go on sale this Monday at 11AM EST, we will post venue info & the ticket link right here so you can have first dibs. Mon, 11AM EST! WE ARE VERY EXCITED! 📷: @selashiloniphoto
Got to see Canadian dumpling @tatianamaslany absolutely crush in Network on the ol Broadway. Just an incredible production. If you can find a way to see it, absolutely go. The acting alone will stay with you long after you leave the theatre. And yes I spell theatre with an RE.
Got to take a photo with one of my idols today. @sonicthehedgehog
I missed you NYC.
Look in the middle. There is no spoon. Halfway through our double header tonight. Next shows at Largo on December 1. Tix just went up. #MiddleditchAndSchwartz
My mom just found this Time Out NY review from January 2006 of the first sketch show Hot Sauce (me @tallgilozeri @adam.pally ) ever put on. We were so young and excited and the show was absolutely insane and we had so much fun. To be in Time Out NY was huge for us. Thanks @janeborden.