#WHATSMYSNACK today I got cucumber and egg wrap. It's basically exactly like a sandwich but instead of bread you use thinly sliced cucumbers and instead of meat you use sprouts and chopped up eggs and instead of flavor you get nutrition. 😔 Like I always said, eating is no longer the fun part, flexing my butt cheeks in the mirror is. Cause no dimples. No rolls. Just cut ass butt cheeks. LIVE WITH IT!!! #jurassicworld2
Just spent the most amazing night in #Paris with my dear, sweet and amazing wife @annafaris I mean... just look at her. Back in the U.K. now and back to work. Happy (European) #mothersday to my sweetie and all the moms in Europe. We love you! 🙏🙌👆♥️♥️♥️♥️
Kurt Russell poses with a fan on the set of #guardiansofthegalaxy vol 2 #guardiansofthegalaxyvol2 Click the link in my bio to get tickets now!
So many people have said I look too thin in my recent episodes of #WHATSMYSNACK Some have gone as far as to say I look "skeletal" Well, just because I am a male doesn't mean I'm impervious to your whispers. Body shaming hurts. So to prove my security in the way I look I'm posting a current selfie of me at what I consider a very healthy weight. 500lbs. Zero percent body fat. Totally JK guys. This is a T Rex skull. Nailed you so bad. Omg.
#ChrisPratt here. Little embarrassed by my last episode of #WHATSMYSNACK so I'm posting a more manly version to even it out. #peace #onelove #SnackLife #jurassicworld2
Hot new full length episode of #WHATSMYSNACK
#JurassicWorld2 #WHATSMYSNACK watch me eat cat food like a good little boy
I saw the loneliest little pink scooter. I wonder how she got there. What's her story? Who rode her here? Who threw her away!? Does she know I'm looking at her now? Will she be stuck there forever?
London, Spring 2017
#GetOut to the theatre and see #GetOut push it over $100M! Thanks Universal for the private screening in the U.K. So excited!!!! Good job @jordanpeele @standup4justice @brycedhoward @therealmiddlefinger @filmbayona
Give a man a fish, he'll have a fish for a day. Teach a man to fish, he might get obsessed like me and spend his whole paycheck at Cabela's on plastic worms and shit and dream about fishing all the time and always be gone on his days off setting hooks like he's in the Bassmaster ProAm. But anyway. This was a good one. Throwback from set of #magnificent7 Catch and release.
So my brother, @cullypratt makes these awesome pocket dump trays. We all need a place to throw our wallets, keys, cell-phones, lighters, pistols or whatever else we keep in your pocket so you know exactly where it is the next day. Well he wanted to make me one and asked me what I wanted on it. I went for the usual chris answer, American bald eagle smoking a cigar, holding a machine gun and an American flag whirling all bad ass in the wind maybe with some nunchucks or something. But then I thought a lot about being homesick. I'd like having a touchstone that I could take with me as I travel on the road for work. Something less straight up bad ass hero and more homesick in need of comfort. So I though about this great bible verse Philippians 4:13 which I've relied on for strength from time to time. And he knocks this thing out in like a day!! Reclaimed wood and a wood burner. All by hand. He does all kinds of awesome art stuff and in proud of him. He's so awesome and you should follow him. He's a unique individual and my best friend. An army veteran and a sheriffs deputy who has seen a lot of shit in his life but gets up everyday to go to work and help people having bad days cause he's a real hero. A hero who loves to make something out of nothing with his bare hands. He's very good and when we were kids he used to make me smell his finger and I always fell for it and I wore his clothes and worshiped him and I still do to this day. Thanks to my big brother from the same mother for my awesome #cullypepper dump tray. It's my favorite thing I have.
The trailer for #GotGVol2 just dropped during the Super Bowl. Now here's the :60 second version. Enjoy!!!
Forgot one thing.... did I drink four shots of vodka on the way to my hotel room? Yes I did. 😂 #guardiansofthegalaxy #volume2