So my brother, @cullypratt makes these awesome pocket dump trays. We all need a place to throw our wallets, keys, cell-phones, lighters, pistols or whatever else we keep in your pocket so you know exactly where it is the next day. Well he wanted to make me one and asked me what I wanted on it. I went for the usual chris answer, American bald eagle smoking a cigar, holding a machine gun and an American flag whirling all bad ass in the wind maybe with some nunchucks or something. But then I thought a lot about being homesick. I'd like having a touchstone that I could take with me as I travel on the road for work. Something less straight up bad ass hero and more homesick in need of comfort. So I though about this great bible verse Philippians 4:13 which I've relied on for strength from time to time. And he knocks this thing out in like a day!! Reclaimed wood and a wood burner. All by hand. He does all kinds of awesome art stuff and in proud of him. He's so awesome and you should follow him. He's a unique individual and my best friend. An army veteran and a sheriffs deputy who has seen a lot of shit in his life but gets up everyday to go to work and help people having bad days cause he's a real hero. A hero who loves to make something out of nothing with his bare hands. He's very good and when we were kids he used to make me smell his finger and I always fell for it and I wore his clothes and worshiped him and I still do to this day. Thanks to my big brother from the same mother for my awesome #cullypepper dump tray. It's my favorite thing I have.
The trailer for #GotGVol2 just dropped during the Super Bowl. Now here's the :60 second version. Enjoy!!!
Forgot one thing.... did I drink four shots of vodka on the way to my hotel room? Yes I did. 😂 #guardiansofthegalaxy #volume2
Look at Rocket and Groot blasting a hole in the wall. I just got back from set. It's midnight or a little later. I'm getting picked up in 6 hours (or less) to do it again. Headed back to the greatest job in the world. Do I miss my wife and son right now? Yes. Is my elbow hurt from overdoing some stunt stuff? Yes. Am I freaked out a little by the pressure? Probably. But here's what's also true... We're killing it. KILLING IT! And the freakin sky is falling. But I'm doing what most of you are doing. Waking up to an alarm a little earlier than I'd like. Rollin my ass out of bed. Taking a big deep breath and moving forward. I got a ton of choices to make tomorrow. Am I gonna smile at the first person I see? Fuck yes. Am I gonna light up the room. God damn right. Am I gonna let someone extinguish the light in me? Not a chance in hell. Sorry world. I'm coming. Guns blazing. God Bless America. Seeya in the mornings mutha fackas.
Here I am on the set of #guardiansofthegalaxy #volume2 with stunt coordinator #TommyHarper and radio contest winner @jamesgunn who is just so excited to meet me and be on set for the first time. James dreams of working in Hollywood one day. I told him anything is possible if he just dreams big and reaches for the stars. And also, if he stops with the uncomfortable close talking and weird laughter and sniffing his fingers all the time.
Ooga Chaka Motha Facka #guardiansofthegalaxy #volume2
Academy Award nomination for the production designer of #Passengers! So pumped for Guy Hendrix Dyas, getting the credit he deserves. His job is so unbelievably hard. If you haven't seen the film, go see it for the production design alone. You'll see imagination meeting innovation and art. The Starship Avalon is a masterpiece. They installed a staggering eight miles of real LED lights through on one of the biggest practical sets in history to create the look. Very little CGI.. What an extraordinary accomplishment. Truly deserved. And I've been a fan of Thomas Newman for years. His score adds so much to our movie. A movie is nothing without the music. #Passengers is still in theatres. Check it out! Celebrate and support original story telling! 👍🏼🙌🙏
Tune in to @mom_cbs tonight 9/8c! Pictured here are me, Anna, Allison, Jaime, Mimi and Beth as we celebrate our real life polygamist wedding. As a cast they are phenomenal. As sister wives, just so-so.
Watch me and @annafaris do some of the following things this Thursday on #Mom on CBS: 1) ride horses 2) act 3) kill nazis 4) do jokes 5) do funny faces
What would take a normal team a couple hours takes my #passengersmovie hair and makeup team only 60 seconds!
My name is Burt Macklin... And I'm with the fuckin' F.B.I. Please follow my TV wife @plazadeaubrey Aubrey Plaza AKA Janet Snakehole. She is new to Instagram. 👍🏼🙏😉😊 She is going to post really weird and funny stuff. #parksandrec #burtmacklinyousonofabitch
One more still from the @vanityfair photo shoot. I have to credit the brilliant photographer @markseliger who discovered me wedged between these two rocks. It took him all day to pull me out. I had been stuck there for hours. I had barely enough strength to stare pensively into the distance. I mean, it was bad. Anyways. I almost had to chew off the lower half of my body to get out. But I'm not flexible enough. Bottom line. I could have died. But thanks to the brilliant photographer @markseliger I'm alive to tell the story, which is currently being optioned for a movie.
And here I am casually sniffing my knuckles.
I remember drinking this beer at the photo shoot and it tasted so good. Which reminds me of the time my friend from work went out with me for beer at this place on sunset about 17 years ago and brought a pitcher to the table and I said, "What beer is that? No wait don't tell me. Let me guess." And I sipped it. "Newcastle!" He was like, "Yah that's right...That's probably not a good sign Chris"
Here's me waiting for the photo shoot to start. I was like, "well guys, I'll just chill over here by my race car and rub my neck real quick. You know what I'm sayin'."
Here's me warming up after having to be in that freakin' cold ass water forever.
This is a picture of me on the cover of@VanityFair that water was cold AF. The magazine is on newsstands now. Is news stands one word? Is it newsstands or news stands? Siri didn't correct me and put a line underneath it so. That settles that. Anyways. You can go get it at the place where they sell magazines. Rite Aid or whatever. There is also an online version floating around somewhere. The article is very nice. Please read it. It talks about my upbringing and my faith. I remember seeing Heath Ledger on the cover of Vanity Fair when I was a kid. I read the article. Then one day I saw him driving through Hollywood. He had an awesome Ford Mustang. I drove a Suzuki Samurai at the time and was dead broke. Quick question... If a train of thought left my phone going 80 miles an hour due east- would it still be douchey to post more pics from my @vanityfair shoot?