Uhhh maybe me and my friends were just geniuses but our Mad Libs got pretty "adult" around age 11 tops
This could be good but I feel bad for any actress who signed on for "Untitled Hulu Female Ensemble Project" who just saw this billboard
Happy 20th Anniversary to Divorce Magazine. Via twitter's @ emjwilk.
More. I want more ingredients. More stuff. More more more. Sorry not enough going on with this snack mix
"Okay, the motto committee came through. Good enough, we'll use it. And what about the brand name?" "... They flaked, sir."
Always laugh remembering how @neomarxisme used to tell people that "au bon" meant "house of"
Five dollar bills? Who does this jukebox think it is
My favorite event in the world. A @picturesoftext dream. Check it out next year or in New York via @printedmatterinc
Do you think I'm an idiot
It just occurred to me that this is a weirdly happy song for taking place in December, 1963
Fun fact: actually the world's most awkward spot for a pick up
If you're not a through street you're never gonna make it in my neighborhood
Weird sext but okay
Bullshit, my sex pills can do anything
Great movie I'm in that opens this weekend with Michael Keaton, Nick Offerman, and more. Really smart quick-moving film with some great reviews. Check it out!
Cool shot of my apartment
Wait what exactly is expected of me tonight...?
At the premiere of The Founder