@johandeckmann show at @sueravitz
The poet laureate of comedy, Jack Handey, has a new collection of Deep Thoughts. He’s selling signed copies on his website. deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com. If you don’t know his work, look it up; if you already do, wow, right?
When you have a hotel and you’re thirsty for people to call it great
Me in a relationship
Aw damn. I get it though
All I need in this life of sin is me and my Japanese translator, Madoka Yamasaki
Interesting thing to put on a resume #missamerica
In case philosophy is not philosophical enough for you
One of the best examples ever of the importance of punctuation: "Come On People" by Bill Cosby
Look, @tostitos, you can either hint at lime, or you can announce the lime. You can't tell us that you're hinting at lime
"Tesla Coil" — this corporate sponsorship thing is getting out of control
I'll be the judge of that
I don't especially need a divorce right now, but who am I to turn down these prices
In college I studied photography with Chris Killip. He is the one who first observed I was drawn to "pictures of text." His work is extraordinarily sensitive, clever and precise. There's an excellent exhibit of it right now at the @gettymuseum in Los Angeles.