Hello i am exceptionally sweaty under this suit please help
world's most disheveled boy band dropping our single "girl I'll dye my grey hairs for you" on channel Dash X, @dashradio, today at 3. (there's no band I'm kidding it's just an interview)
WHY MUST WE ALWAYS SAY GOODBYE TO THE BEST NOODLES my best fren is leaving town and i am a sad Goliath. Come bless us with your noodly appendages again soon. @emmathenoodle
How we are in public vs what we're really like. @venommovie premiere was awesome and fun, go see it if you like fun. #wearevenom #venom
12 year old Nick is very excited for the #venom movie. #wearevenom
feel the coffee be the coffee
Sassy vampire being extra.
Don't talk to me or my son ever again
Here's a picture of me wondering if I left the stove on.
here's two pictures of me being scared because it touched my arm right as I wAS ABOUT TO TAKE THE PICTURE ANDIDON'TLIKEIT @thenunmovie
This is why we can't have nice things. #friendsthemesong 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 @alexessoe
📸: @kellyoxford 🍤
Happy birthday Stank
Honestly who the fuck do I think I am with this photo, Marc Bolan? Anyway, I'm starting a blog website thing. Go read it if you want to know what living in my head is like. Will mostly be for the articles that are too personal/not politically spicy enough to sell. More sections coming soon. NickTSimmons.com (link in bio) (look how self-referential I am wouldn't you like more of that ok good)
Fun times at the MRI episode 2: here i am being ferried lovingly into Steve Jobs' gigantic anus. 🎉 (it's ok guys it's just a hernia I'm fine)
I did a podcast thing the other day with my good friend the hilarious @chelseaskidmore. Check it out at the link in her bio or on iTunes. Pic related, it's her and me squinting directly into the fucking sun.
Fun times at the MRI. 🎉💀
get you a man who looks at you like i look at this candle.