Happy birthday Mom. Here's us yesterday at brunch.
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I am number 1 at taking a leisurely gondola ride up this mountain and then riding that same gondola slowly and safely back to the bottom. (January 29th, Whistler Blackcomb)
Almost fell off a cliff into a frozen river. At the top of the mountain, met my shadow-self from a parallel universe and after besting him in combat, he transformed into a mushroom with a human mouth and revealed to me the great secret of the multiverse. Good times. (January 27, Nairn Falls)
Deep thoughts with Jack Handy. (January 23rd, Trinidad)
Help, I've fallen and I can't get up for five thousand years.
"me standing next to things that are taller than I am: a gallery" (January 22-23, Avenue of the Giants, Humboldt County CA)
I'm thirty aka Los Angeles middle aged today. Gonna go pop in my teeth and tell those damn millennials to get the hell off my lawn.
happy 88th to the Tweed Matriarch 🎉🎉 also look, next to her, a gerbil with bat-ears
more ugly laughs in 2019 guys
Swipe to watch me snowboard for the first time with terrible form and then eat shit
there's a snowflake in my eye
Lil Flo. the smol been.
Hello i am exceptionally sweaty under this suit please help