Wedgie. One sec. 📸 @stephpaula
Monday’s suck, so here’s a picture of my baby @sergeantpupper from Feb, when he was just a little itty bitty baby. 📸 @official2xist and @marco_ovando
#whereInTheWorld? 👕@kennydwarren 📸 @andrescamilo___
My agents: “Can you tone it down with the #gay stuff? We’re trying to sell you to family brands” Me:
Dear @Teslamotors, thanks for loaning me the flying car. If you want it back, I’ll need a duffel bag with enough unmarked bills to at least buy a model S. 📸 @tallerproductions
Hotel life means never having to make your #bed. Also has anyone else noticed that my #ears are too big for the portrait mode on my iPhone?
Does the five-second-rule apply to chewing gum? 📸 @cleverprimeuk
Happy 30th birthday to @andrescamilo___ I’m beyond lucky to have you as a partner can we have kids now please?
This week on MTV’s Cribs... @cleverprimeuk
A biological woman named Ambercrombie. If you haven’t seen #dragBabies on my YouTube, you’re probably sexist. 📸 @juliogaggia
BUTT her emails. 📸 @stephpaula
They asked me to bring @sergeantpupper to the casting today.
Puppy heaven with @iheartmiles
#iWokeUpLikeThis. 📸 @andrescamilo___ @sergeantpupper
Lookin at Monday like...
Probably a good idea to screenshot this before it gets reported
You guys wanna play #chicken? @cleverprimeuk
I’m not posing you’re posing. @groceriesapparel 📸 @cleverprimeuk