Inner dialogue: “Don’t look thirsty. Don’t look thirsty. Don’t look thirsty.”
Anyone need a hug? I have extras. Just today though. Don’t come at me tomorrow.
You’d think after this many years, I’d at least have figured out my hair. Still the same kid. #fbf
Professional hair fusser. Who obsesses the most over their do; guys, ladies or the non-binary?
Super Villain 😈 or Super Hero 🤓?
Monday’s be like: “It’s Thursday already!? Oh, maybe you should get out of bed now. Wait. Just read the news. Never mind.”
Totally relaxed, normal, resting face.
As a gamer and VR buff, I’ve never done something THIS immersive. The weather changes, the rooms are tactile, you feel when you take laser blasts and up to 3 friends can join you. This may be a partnered post but this IS the future of VR and I’m stoked to tell you to go check it out if you’re near one of The Void locations! More info in my story and my vlog (link in bio). #secretsoftheempire #ad #hyperreality #stepbeyondreality #storyliving #THEVOID
When your motor functions be like: frozen
You don’t take the nap. The nap takes you.
I know, I know; needs more shirt.
Bike 🚲 , board 🏂 or car 🚗 ? I like to call this my sidewalk Ferrari because it’s fun watching all the nice cars in traffic that I pass in LA on any given day. #gooutside
My name... is Keahu. 🥄
Do you see red or orange? 🤯
When you finally beat out that team mystic gym and your Snorlax slides in to first
“Please sir, can I have some more instagram?” . Has anyone tried a social media diet? I love a good fast.
Caution: Cars may be moving slower than they appear. This is LA.
“Vuht are yew sinking abowt?” - he asked himself, amusedly. And then traversed down a deep, dark rabbit hole of thought like, “Is that bird going to poo on that rail?” and “Did I leave my laundry in the washer again?” . Same? 😂