I’m in Toronto getting ready to start the Canadian leg of my North American tour. Randy and I always prefer local food over fancy hotel food. Go see Johnny at 255 West Front Street in Toronto!!
I always got anxious traveling in the past because I didn’t want to leave my mom for too long. But I feel so much better now that she has Twinkle, the dog we adopted for her from @muchloveanimalrescue
Thank you @hamillhimself! Link in bio for tickets.
My North American tour starts now! I’m headed to Canada and then back to the US! Link in bio for tickets!
How do I sign an executive order?
A very happy birthday to @cher - there is no one like you and never will be!!! Love, Kathleen
Link in bio! I'm leaving today to start my US/Canada tour! My first show is in Ottawa on Wednesday! Toronto - May 25th Kitchener - May 26th Calgary - May 31st Vancouver - June 2nd
Love a good ginger comeback moment....
Swipe Left: Thank you @shanedawson - I love you and I’m proud of you. If you want tickets for either of my LA shows, link in bio.
Meghan Markle’s mom is so gorgeous I can’t even.
Swipe Left: Here are the updated tour posters for my US and Canada shows! Link in bio for tickets!
This is a real tweet.
Link In Bio: Great news! I'm adding a second show in Los Angeles! I'll be playing the Dolby Theatre on July 20th! Tickets are on sale now for my second show! Link in bio!
“These aren't people. These are animals." How the fuck isn't this a breaking news story? The President of the United States calling immigrants animals. He's acting like it's just the criminals but he really means all immigrants. I am fucking disgusted.
Please do me a favor and go to my Instagram stories to see a thread I posted about my friend Pauley Perrette - you probably recognize her from NCIS. Hope you’ll read it.
What’s Kellyanne up to today?
@amyschumer is a queen who supports other women comics. She’s never let me down, not even once. Link in bio for tickets!