On Saturday evening, I dropped my son on his head causing him to fracture his skull and landing him in the ICU. I am forever grateful to Lenox hill downtown and @nyphospital for their immediate response and aid. Thank you to all of the nurses, neurologists, pediatricians, residents, cafeteria staff and brave women that keep the visitor‘s bathrooms clean. Not sure how this post turned into an Oscars acceptance speech... But @biggsjason Thank god for you! Thank god, thank god, thank god. It has been a traumatic week but Sid is home now taking things slowly and recovering nicely. He is also eating a lot of chocolate dipped ice cream cones and plans to try cherry dipped soon. My heart goes out to all parents who have or will ever find themselves in this kind of position. You are not alone...
Get on my level
Jadon sometimes complains that I’m hard to connect with.
Mom hack: If you feel spread thin and like you aren’t giving equal attention to both of your children, try pressing them together to make one giant kid and enjoy!
Oh damn, dictator‘s nemesis is getting strong. Cue “Eye of the Tiger”
Mom’s into some sick shit
Oh yeah, and I guess I‘ll take this too.
Get yourself a doorman whose main job is to keep tabs on your children and inform you when you are in danger
MAJOR TURBULENCE on my flight. Thought about texting @biggsjason to tell him that I love him but decided to just plug my column in @parents mag this month instead. If I die, please show some respect for my family and read my article! Ps. Guy next to me just walked into the bathroom to pee barefoot so odds are he is dying either way. ✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️
Meanwhile, my youngest son is loose somewhere in Manhattan
just two dads keeping close watch over the house.
Sending a series of portraits to my sister‘s housekeeper and demanding she tell us which of us looks the oldest! #FridayNight
PSA: Nobody has more shit on you than your nanny.
This little guy‘s name is LAZLO!!! He‘s avail now at @animalhaven and his story is just unreal! You need him!!!!
Rolling into my parent teacher conferences like..... #legalizeweedbanchocolatemilk @mollenfoundation (order yours at: dictatorapparel.com)
I’ve known Hanley Jeffers since I was 26 years old and was lucky enough to watch her meteoric rise from a front row seat. There is so much I could say about this woman as we have been so many different people both together and apart.I’ve watched her grow up and then grow even more. This book is the one that she was always destined to write, the one she perhaps was trying to write all along. I had the pleasure of reading chapters of it last summer and was stunned by her honesty and self-awareness. It isn’t always easy being friends with Chelsea because she can be as hard on others as she is herself. She owns it all in these pages as she stands before us bruised and bloodied, revealing her truest self for the first time. Yes this book is wickedly funny and yes this is some of the strongest writing I have read in a very long time but this will be a book that breaks you. It will stop you in your tracks. It will take your breath away. I am so incredibly proud. Love u @chelseahandler