I don't know how to use a calendar, apparently. #HTGAWM back the 26th. Here's me. Is this how Instagram works?
Got trapped in this net and thought I'd play it cool by taking a selfie.
I lifted this weight once and put it on a loop to make it look like I was working out. Thanks @nike for the threads! #nike
It's Saturday, y'all. Get out in the sun. PS is this how you ride a bike
#flashbackfriday getting advice from Grandma
Find someone who looks at you the way I look at this food.
#tbt apparently I was blonde as a baby? News to me.
#wcw me in @ajanaomi_king's wig (worn with her permission, of course)
Happy Birthday @ajanaomi_king!! Here's us with a wooly mammoth* 🎉✨🎈 *wooly mammoth isn't real don't worry
Taking this opportunity to announce a career change. I am now a professional baseball player as you can tell from this incredibly professional pose.
Happy Monday from me, Banjo, and that one piece of hair on my forehead.
It's Banjo's birthday today. He's celebrating by doing what he does best.
Alfred hits a home run.
Pretty big clock if you ask me.
Are you kidding me, Banjo
#tbt what a grin.
Putting a bandana on Banjo for the park because he could meet the love of his life there and I want him to look nice for it
💤 same Banjo, same
The Keating 4 🐶