ouch! my new movie #68kill is in theaters august 4th from @ifcmidnight
and the last 10 episodes will bloat your face. (starting with the episode "spencer")
3 old heads on a wall
if you lit a romantic comedy on fire and put it out by beating it with rusty chains and a gin soaked tube sock you'd get my new film #68kill. in theaters august 4th from @ifcmidnight (link to trailer in my bio)
perhaps my favorite childhood photo
season 12 of @crimmindscbs is now streaming on @netflix and i'm so proud of the last 10 episodes and my prison crew
sorry not sorry
p.s kyle isn't singing here, he's getting electrocuted by the 1.4 million volts of electricity that constantly pulses from my groin
happy birthday America i love you so much!
hey MTV cribs check out my new yacht. it's got most of its roof, marc jacob's barnacles (the fisherman not the fashion guy), and a bearded man who's sleeping (or dead) in the engine room. let's get this party started.
cave painting of a prehistoric snail
carmen sandiego sunday
cat fish shark
#gublertattoo of a cat fish shark i painted with watercolor and limes now on @yourgirlkayjen
in their infinite coolness @a24 has created a pop-up museum where you can temporarily die.