can’t stop won’t stop #gothday. also, there is nothing less goth than instagramming. Dracula was never like...i’m gonna drink some blood, eat a baby, and then snapchat myself using the dog filter.
i’m so dang goth this is a photo of me from a church easter egg hunt #gothday
happy #gothday 💀 may your hair be wispy, your belt be low, and all your scarf-bras be on top of your clothes
season 13 finale this wed at 10pm. reid’s thin mustache finally explained! spoiler alert (it was once shemar’s eyebrow)
never doubt my commitment to settlers of catan or to singing karaoke while dressed as a turtle
#gublertattoo of a tumbleweed i met in tonopah now on @caitpezz
happy easter. my six year old nephew staged this photo.
guy who’s trying to play it cool like he’s not allergic to tacos
bad case of 🍕🦕 (pizzaneck)
you gotta wake up pretty early in the morning to hit me in the hair with pizza
it’s a beautiful day to get slapped in the face with a slice of pizza
happy national puppy day. here are some photos of puppies walking on my face and eating my nose.
just realized i’m exactly the same as when i was 12 only now i scare people on purpose #thecapilanos
hate to sleep? watch the most recent episode of #criminalminds i directed tonight at 10pm on CBS. #thecapilanos
tonight’s episode of @criminalmindsofficials was the 11th one i directed but some how only the 1st time i’ve hosted a clown prom
behind the scenes photo of me directing tonight’s #criminalminds episode. #thecapilanos
drawing of baby great-grandpa being held by my great-great-great-grandpa