never heard back about my audition tape for "enter the dragon" so this one's just to let them know that i'm still interested
my audition tape for "enter the dragon." still waiting to hear back!
lightning speed #gublertattoo of a drawing i did of a Disney memory that "Octobered" me as a kid. (now on @hello_hate)
you are the Capital of my heart
realized today that criminal minds is basically just live action scooby doo and i'm freakin velma
#gublertattoo of a skeleton i made named hobart. now on @marykate91x #gublertattootuesday
when i played kyle orfman in #jeffbaena's serio-zombie-comedy-parable @lifeaftrbeth (link to my favorite underwear scene in bio)
October's comin in all like...
take off your pants and dance*, it's officially Halloween season! *by dance i mean stare into space and look lonely, and yeah i'm not wearing pants, pants are for suckers that only start Halloweenin in October. I'M TALKIN BOUT SEPTEMBER ONE FOOLZ
lone star we love you
me, september 1 to november 1
been wearing ladies scarves on my head since 5th grade y'all
destroyed by a 4 foot wizard #mayweathermcgregor
real #gublertattoo of a fake tattoo i created for #braddourif to wear when i cast him to play a maniacal puppeteer in one of my 10 favorite episodes of criminal minds i've directed called "the lesson." (tattoo now on @flyinggfinn) (episode 8x10 now on @netflix) link to bonkers trailer in bio
my impression of the eclipse: "totality"
my impression of the eclipse: "3rd contact"
my impression of the eclipse: "first contact"
yo, i'm moderating the heck outta this 97 minute Vine (aka a movie) starring my favorite sack o moldy potatoes, aubrey polaza. be there or be 🍔.