i’m about to rail slide my own face
danika drawing a pine cone with sunscreen
best night ever
Halloween is basically my birthday, Christmas, and new year’s eve on the same day
painting i made of the villain in the spooktacular 13th episode of #CriminalMinds i directed which airs tomorrow night (HAAALLOWEEEEEN) at 10pm on CBS #theTallMan
i like to think every episode of #CriminalMinds i’ve directed is a Halloween episode (even if they air in March) but my most recent one actually airs ON Halloween and it will melt your hair. BEWARE! (link to trailer in bio) #thetallman @crimmindscbs
happy All Hallow’s eve eve. i’m going to eat your face, steal your soul, and then watch vintage 1980’s Halloween commercials on youtube probably.
my hair smells like yellow
#sponsored #pumpkins and #yams
i’m the michael jordan of corn
i just accidentally became my own vision board
hey NY i’m doing an #AOLbuild interview tomorrow at noon. come ask me questions about apple picking, Halloween, my book, and the super haunted 13th episode of CM i directed that airs ON HALLOWEEN!
guess which table is mine
guess who is speaking in this article and will someone please make this movie a reality. (without him dying)
crayon witch on a grocery bag!