#gublertattoo of a cactus i drew thriving in harsh conditions now on @rachaelmrocka
special new CM tonight from the marvelous minds of @kirstenvangsness #ericamesser and @mirren55
i'm standing on my tiptoes! the girls of @wildhorsesshow are comedy giants literally and figuratively. thank you to everyone who came from so dang far and waited for so dang long in this beautiful rain. you made the night magical!
the @wildhorsesshow i'm doing in Los Angeles is sold out, the dry cleaner lost my lucky jeggings, and yes, i know i have legs like mid 90's jennifer tilly
put on your fanciest z. cavariccis and grab your girlfriend's wrist I'm doing a comedy show with @wildhorsesshow Jan 8th in L.A (link to tix in bio)
reunited with Macayo, one of my oldest and wisest friends. he says 2018 is going to be a perfect year and that my hair still smells like crayons. (p.s macaws can live to be 90! that's straight up the same bird in both pics. whaaaaat?)
a nice Asian lady named Carol sold me these knee high socks from her fanny pack in a mall parking lot and swore they wouldn't shrink. #ad #sponsored #2018 🎉💜🎉
keep Christmas in your heart!
🎄❤️🎄❤️🎄I LOVE YOU ALL!!!
guess which one of us isn't in a costume
the doctors finally succeeded in reattaching me to my long lost twin @theotherelliottsmith. barely any side effects! (link in my bio) directed by the genius @heyharmony
rarely not blowing kisses from a bathtub
me season 13
me season 1
#gublertattoo of a character concept painting i did of dr. spencer reid after i read the first script ever written for #criminalminds. (tattooed by the very talented @sanford_tatsbpt912 onto @spacebunqueen) #gublertattootuesday
if you were confused by the flaming tomahawk in that Christmas video i posted tuesday, that #dirtsledding video was my sequel to this #dontshootmesanta video that i also directed for @thekillers and @ryanpardey (link in my bio). watch them both and everything will make sense. also MERRY CHRISTMAS!