Tom and Ben and my kimono are back!
New Comedy Bang Bang with @alfredyankovic ! I try to do an accent. Link in BIOGRAPHY!
I'm the bartender on Watch What Happens Live tonight at 11pm on @bravotv !! tune in!!
These girls were making fun of me.
Fall is here!
I hope the cubs win and this flight isn't out of the roast beef sandwich box!
It's hard to look cool getting out of a cool car. #bajillion
They were fucking. Photo by @katherineleon
Jared Leto's Joker and Chewbacca mom were the villains in last nights Bill and Ted show. Photo by @katherineleon
These socks are humiliating
Betsy is sick
Tomorrow night at @largolosangeles ! Come!
Me and my besties did a new podcast on @howlfm ! Link in bio. Free month with promo code TEACHER ! First episode has the amazing @pftompkins
I did a bad trump impression on a Kardashian's recap talk show last night instead of watching the debate because I am PART OF THE PROBLEM. Check out Kardashians Anonymous hosted by the amazing @caitraft and @oliviasnownorman
With smile. What y'all think?
New sunglasses. Thoughts?
I know exactly how to hold hands. Me and @callmecubbyplease guest as Ryan Lochte and Gabby Douglas on Nard Nation w @mikestill @paulbwelsh LINK IN BIO. Regram @mikestill
Tomorrow night! Comedy! UCB Sunset! 1030pm! Tix still available! @ucbsunset