I've never seen someone answer with the wrong answer right after someone got the same answer wrong. #jeapordy
If you don't laugh at what I edited you should just quit the Internet. #comedy #news #skateboard
20,000 people around me at Boston Garden for my comedy event Vicious Circle. This crying bit "I DID MY BEST" is one of my favorite moments of the show. The funny thing about this clip (besides the funny clip) is that I made up most of it on the spot. Yup.. this was an unfinished routine that I decided spur of the moment to just share. I knew I could edit it out later if it didn't work but not only did it work but to this day almost daily someone says to me "I DID MY BEST." Haha. I can't to share my new stuff with all of you. Wait. A. Little. Longer. #🎤 #comedy #tbt
Here is an out take from mine & @thetylershields Cops Gotham episode where I talk about @TomBrady & @Patriots please check out the whole short. LINK in my bio above. Please LIKE & SHARE & hi @gisele !
#ThrowBackThursday to me prepping my tank for battle.
I forgot to post this pic of my pal @therealjeffreyross & myself. Such a good dude.
Today has already been an emotional one. We don't always get the things we want when we want them, when it's your time you will know it, you just can't stop preparing & believing. I remember feeling really lost years ago and realizing that I wasn't treating myself very nice. I was being hard on myself to a point I felt like I was letting myself down. I didn't appreciate what I had or that I have the ability to do so much. I wasn't grateful I just got agitated when I could not deliver. Today a lot of those old feelings came up when I got home. I guess I needed to let my shoulders slump a little (probably why I did shoulders at the gym). The difference is now I have the greatest friends you could ever need. I also have a deep rooted belief that everything happens for a purpose. Here are a few quotes that help. Have a good day.
Good mornin' ! I'm headed to the gym drinking my Unicorn Juice.
Waiting to go up The Improv.
Yesterday I posted a short film I shot with @thetylershields (LINK IN MY BIO). The response has been insane. We are getting great calls about it. If you wanna see more go watch and please share it! Tyler also took these pix of me in the Bat Armor. I've never feel more in & out of shape in my life.
"Hey, that's @DaneCook." "Hey, that's @RickyWhittle." #AmericanGods
Last night on @americangodsstz you saw be be bad as Robbie. Today see me fight for good as The Batman. CLICK THE LINK IN MY BIO FOR 10 MINUTES OF JUSTICE. #nsfw @thetylershields Somewhere between the Burton Batman with Keaton's charm & Lego Batman, where the world is its own, my version with Tyler Shields at the helm is viable. This is the caped crusader with a sense of humor, deep rooted rage, a palpable energy & an innocence lost with young Bruce Wayne's parents struck down. I know this character because I've had parallels in my own life. So if you're asking me.. Dane Cook are you saying you want to play Batman? I say, "Hey.. I couldn't be any worse than Clooney."
Thank you everyone who watched @americangodsstz last night with yours truly. We had a great damn time making it and knew it would be a conversation starter. My friend (in and off the show) @rickywhittle is gracious, cool & talented as all get out. I can't wait to see what happens next. @emilyjanebrowning you could not have been more welcoming and your performance knocked me out. Excellent working with you till death did us part. Betty Gilplin is on some next level shit. Her performance is an inspiration - as an actor alone watch how many emotions she fit into 3 sentences. Michael Green, @bryanfullergram @neilhimself thanks for letting me find a way to give you the Robbie you needed & deserved while still allowing me to create & play. @fmnatv - killing it @starz - kiiiiilling it
Holy shit what an amazing reaction from the first airing of @americangodsstz tonight. Here I am with a lot of the cast, we watched the show together. It's such an unreal group. As my boy @rickywhittle says " Here is the #GodSquad ."
Are you ready? Tonight's @americangodsstz is gonna be a game changer. Watch @emilyjanebrowning give one of my favorite performances I've seen on TV in a while. So grateful for the shared screen time. The whole cast & crew deserve the praise. This show rocks. Let me know what you think of my character Robbie after you watch. I will be replying in the comments section!
Call me crazy but I agree with this completely.
Bday dinner for @mo_abhat !
What bad could come from a simple hug? Find out tomorrow on @AmericanGodsStz