taking myself for a turn around the room.
happy v day. i’m gonna go play laser tag.
true and genuine shock. mark puts rocks in his pants. spread the news.
“the driver showed up with a missing tooth and said he lost it in karate class”
#THISISWAYNE IS FINALLY OUT!
outfit inspiration for tonight’s #ThisIsWayne premiere. (out tomorrow on youtube premium)
swipe right for a surprise.
ONE MONTH. #ThisIsWayne
seeing a lot of myself in these bathroom walls
like if you’re also into hurriedly taking photos of cool bathrooms so people don’t think you’re pooping or something #bathrooms #ilovebathrooms #bathroomfreak #iwasntpooping
that’s a hot pic
¡full trailer! there’s a link in my bio (if i can figure out how to put a link in my bio) #ThisIsWayne
(i’m too tiny to get my arms over the back of the booth)
Ciara, 21. I have razor burn on my armpits and post offices give me terrible anxiety but i VOTED !! so it’s a good day.
my sister’s dog is starting a grunge band :(
masters at work, circa 1998
a simple story wasn’t enough to celebrate the world’s #1 bathroom.