I had a baby. Just the way I imagined it; in a parking lot in Los feliz @mrsschmoobles
Some people bowl and some people drink. And some people do both of those things together.
Last night I went bowling with @jiffywild who regrets not ever having lived in silver lake. He started in the art department on chelsea lately and is now a writer on @chelseashow. #netflix. Here's looking' at you, @rayvannatta
Just having a little snack on my day off that I recently found out wasn't a day off.
The only man I've ever come home to.
Martellus Bennett @martellusb is ditching Trump to spend the day with me. We're going live on my Facebook at 11:30 am PT. #MartyLand @theimaginationagency
Join me at the dinner table in #Chicago on May 4th. All Proceeds go to @karam_foundation to help Syrian refugees.
I got a new Celine bag!
Me and busses. We go way back.
I'm so GLAAD to have such sexually confident bears working outside my window.
I figured out what's wrong with @realdonaldtrump. New episode of @chelseashow every Friday on @netflix #Season2
Happy Easter. From my egg to yours.
Season 2 premiere of @chelseashow @netflix #Friday @adamsandler
New episode streaming now. @chelseashow #Netflix #FRIDAY #Season2
The 3 best looking guys in my office who make up the "art department," sent me a video of what they're doing in my guest room while I'm out of town.
University of Florida, Gainesville. @jacobsoboroff @birdslay
I just did a talk at the University of Florida, Gainesville, and these girls made me feel like a rockstar and also, an asshole. I'm talking to young people at schools about voting and politics and everything that matters. #yourvoicematters
Getting a lift to work. @chelseashow live on @netflix tomorrow Friday at 12 pm PT.