TROPHY BOY 🏆 Just a head on a wall #stuffed
ALL IN. #fbf to @alanafrankfort @dovidspector when @ernodinec took flight and made it into the #vanwyckelves guest #halloffame HBD today! RG @alanafrankfort
PASSPORT CONTROL 🛂🛂🛂🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
BEACH BREAK WRAP-UP, BACK TO JOTUNHEIM
IN 2018, WE HONOR ALL THE LEAST RACIST PEOPLE WE KNOW, BECAUSE LEAST RACIST = LEADERSHIP 🤔🤔🤔 #MLKDay #leadership #winning #maga #ihaveagreatrealtionshipwiththeblacks 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 RG @marinarust 🙈🙈🙈 from #shitholeadjacent parts
MEANWHILE, DOWN HERE AT THE #SHITHOLE . . . Just kidding. We’re only #shitholeadjacent here at @playagrandebeachclub, since the Dominican Republic 🇩🇴 shares the island of Hispaniola with Haiti 🇭🇹. This is a wonderful place to get away from cold weather and morons.
WORKING HARD TO BECOME A FACELESS PIECE OF MEAT 🥩 #goalz #resolutionz #gainz 💪🏼🏋🏻♂️👊🏼🙈
WHEN WE STILL HAD HEROES. #rebellion #iceplanet #hoth #tauntaun
PILES: UNDECLARED USPS LABOR ACTION -or- HAS THE POST OFFICE JUST COMPLETELY GIVEN UP? Contents of my mailbox upon returning from the holidays: A. addressed to the family 4-floors up (25% of total) 🤨; B. addressed to dead people or defunct businesses (5%) 🤪; C. addressed to the family 2-floors up (25%) 🧐; D. addressed to the family upstairs (20%) 🤔; E. addressed to me 😀 (20%); F. addressed to people or companies in other buildings in NYC (5%) 🤭. @uspostalservice are you on strike? Has @Amazon killed the mailman? @realdonaldtrump thank you for keeping us safe in the air . . . Can you also help us win in the mail? #FAIL #postal
Will the lovely person whose name begins with “P” who sent me this delicious peanut brittle please identify yourself? There was no return address and there are many Ps in my life . . .
BEHIND BARS #jailbird-ing into 18 w my #godson “Someone let us out!” #fairygodfather
SENSIBLE. Bye bye IAH 👋🏼🔫
LIT -> IAH ✈️✈️✈️ A very peaceful airport experience in LR today - it felt pre-9/11 - calm, no lines, plenty of seats at the gate. Excited to visit Houston!
X-MAS ON THE FARM jingling and jiggling all the way #gohogs Arkansas #razorbacks #arrowheadfarms #animalfarm
RED LIGHT DISTRICT 🚨🚨🚨 #JMAC40 #ohyesyoucancan #moulinrouge #realladymarmalade @companyxiv @steventrumon for @jmacklowe
MÉNAGE AU MOULIN ROUGE 💃💃💃 Oh Yes You Can-Can 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷 Julie J’adore XOXO #JMAC40
POUR UR SUGAR ON ME ⚜️⚜️⚜️ #firemeup #brûlée #sashay #chantée #bourbon
TREE OF LIFE 🐊🎄🌳 #journeytoneverland w @lil__boosie_ #vanwyckelves A fiber optic Avatar-inspired tree greeting all our little Darlings as they arrive in Neverland