happy st. patrick's day. i'm wearing red. on my skin. because the irish were not meant to experience Hawaii.
THEY WERE WARNED.
BREAKING: Sweetest, least aggressive dog on Earth shows teeth; sources claim dry gums, excitement responsible for uncharacteristic face.
"Sunstroke seasick saturday i hate paying dues/ Up and comers have to fuck the former ingenues/ pulling punches is too tough/ that's why i'm so unpleasant/ we're all god's gift to everybody who hates getting presents" Watch the whole video, directed by @davedoobinin LINK IN BIO #newhat #qualms
Happy #worldbookday! #thetick
I'm on @thewhinesituation podcast this week with @shaughnbuchholz & @ellenclifford! We talk band names, I whine about tv's in public places, we drink the wine. You listen!
Oh hi the video for "New Hat" (wherein i wear very tight pink pants) is now viewable content; clink the link in bio. #qualms Directed by @davedoobinin
It's a good weekend for some smart, sweet wackiness. #thetick has that for you IN ABUNDANCE.
You may now watch THE ENTIRETY of Season 1 of @theticktv on Amazon. Binge time: approx 6 hrs. Enjoyment level: MAXIMUM
Happy Valentine's from the weird single dudes who wander the neighborhood all day sniffing butts.
I remember this song differently
Love seeing @grifflightning's little butt in my neighborhood #thetick season 1b drops 2/23!!!!
I call this one "Midnight Whiskey".