#swoon #statuesque #statuepenis #madeyoulook #hiremenow #2018 #preburnbody #bunkbed
Happy Mother's day to the main mothers in my life. Pictured is my sugar-mama (left) and my birth-mama (right). I live an extraordinary life because of these two women. I love you to the moon and back... a few times, actually. Happy Mo day to all you fantastic specimens and thank you for driving our collective existence forward!
I put the POS in Poseidon.
Photo of me considering dropping everything and becoming a jockey. I already have the body weight, all I need is a horse.
Kentucky was calling for rain so we stayed in sunny Vancouver. #derby
Happiest of birthdays to my protégé. I will always remember when you said "I want to become an engineer, so I can buy you a big house one day John Wook." Will never forget it. Ever. Love you kid.
#oldheadshotday #ya #iknow
Culturally appropriate. #wtfmom?
If you've ever wondered how they get the Coachella outfit shots. #getthephoto #fashion #douchebags @emmett_hughes @coltonlhaynes
Look at your man adorning this gorgeous movie poster!!! That's @emmett_hughes star and writer of @axisfilm directed by none other than, the insanely talented and equally as busy @aishatyler. I have the pleasure of calling these two my dear friends and couldn't be more proud of their accomplishment. Download AXIS on all that ish you see on the poster and let me know if you can spot me and @emilybett's voice-overs!!
Happy #nationalsiblingday to Tweedle D. And happy #nationalequalpayday. And also happy #fishingwithyournipsoutday
Congrats on season 7000 @emilybett I knew you could do it. I hope your character gets a job at a puppy shelter and Ophie girl gets a 7/13 contract w/ kibble residuals... Kibbiduals if you will. Congrats my talented friend. Luh you.
Happy birthday babe. Call me back. @celinedion #jeline #ship #vegas
She's hardworking. She's intelligent. She's an amazing mother. She makes a mean carrot soup. Never had a cavity. Drives like a fugitive. Doesn't poop. Honestly can't say enough good things about this gorgeous woman. I Love you @chelseaxhobbs !!!
Happy birthday to my Wylie Burp. We gatta work on biting my arm while riding roller coasters, but other than that you're perfect. Love you kiddo <3
I know I'm a day late, because I'm an asshole, but I wish all of you a Happy St. Paddy's Day for the love of Jesus. Here's a photo of me in Dublin before I drank 47,000 pints of Guinness. ☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️