So...it’s not good?
Everyone needs to stop making fun of my pants. #camo #stuffing #ad
Start em young! #feminist #courageiscontagious @nickkharamis
He’s obviously our second child.
Hey Sayfullo just a quick update from the bike path- we’re on it, we ain’t afraid, you didn’t disrupt our way of life, ya prick. Hope that hole in your gut hurts like fucking hell. Thinking of the 20 families who hurt so hard right now. ♥️ #nyc #fuckyou
After 10 years of marriage, @jennyandteets2 and I still know how to turn each other on.
Sid has had a pretty strong reaction to becoming a big brother.
Today felt like an appropriate day to check out Ai Weiwei’s cage sculpture in Washington Square Park.
Halloween costume option 4: @kennyg ‘s saxophone.
Halloween costume option 3: Teets’ dog walker. #ripteets #muthafuckinteets #sorryjenny
Halloween costume option 2: Three Men And A Lady
Halloween costume option 1: The Bachelor’s @nickviall
Of all the miracles surrounding the birth of child, one often gets overlooked- HOW GOOD I LOOK ON ONLY TWO HOURS SLEEP oh wait no it’s that umbilical cord blood and tissue can be harvested and used in the future to help fight family disease. As if Jenny, Sid, and Lazlo hadn’t already given me enough amiright? And when it comes to cord blood and tissue storage, there is only one place we trust, @cryocell. They have been keeping our anxiety in check since 2014 and will continue to do so for many years to come.
First time making pumpkin cookies. I went with the Picasso approach.
Siddo, Lazlo, Groucho, and Elmo. Arguably some of my all-time favorite characters.
I woke up in the middle of the night and saw this silhouette next to me. I was like “good lord Jenny” then realized it was Lazlo’s head and Jenny’s thumb.
Lazlo Biggs. He is amazing and @jennyandteets2 is my hero. Sid and Lazlo and I are so lucky she is our mama/wifey.
Whisky done right. Cheers to everyone who joined us at the @Dewars NYC #ScotchEggClub for a night filled with good friends, @mvoltaggio's dope food, Chicken Bingo (my new favorite kind of bingo), and of course, Scotch! 🥃#ad