Super shitty swim spot today. #thumbsdown #mountainface
Nice run-in with a local German gal this morning. #pigandapoke #myfamilyandiarelookingforsex
Oopsie this morning was prettier than yesterday morning
Oh hi if you need me I’ll be sitting right here but also please don’t need me thx.
If you think this is beautiful just wait till you see me in lederhosen.
Ugh she is OBSESSED with me.
I call this one “Strange Stance at the Brandenburg Gate”
The world is going to hell but these flowers exist so whatevs I guess
I don’t know what kind of weird shit went down during tubby time tonight, and I’m not gonna ask.
Agent Lazlo on the case.
Wherein your wife and mother flirt with you on the same post.
Damn straight! Well, not straight. You know what I mean. 🌈
I WAS OVERDUE FOR A SELFIE
The Lenape island of Manahata, looking just like it did when they first lived on it.
Pics or I didn’t eat it. @dominiqueansel with one of my favorite summer treats. Anyone tried this?