Temporary face tattoos: ✔️ Badass minivan:✔️ And my vacation is just getting started. Thanks @chrysler for being all about that #DilfLife #Pacifica #ad
Alright Sid you can pick out one piece of candy. Only ONE, ok?
Selfie from my Walking Dead audition. (Didn't get the part fml).
Umm the woman sitting next to me in the theater apparently thinks we're in fucking Montauk.
Went into a deli in Murray Hill to buy a seltzer. It was two bucks. I had a single, and a fifty. They couldn't (wouldn't?) break the fifty, and there was a credit card minimum. So I murmured "fuck" to myself and started to put the drink back and leave. This man was standing behind me, and was like "wait hold on- how much do need? A buck? Here." So if you ever see this man, know that he's one of the good ones. Maybe buy him a soda. I know I will.
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In this week's episode, Abbott and Costello name a dock!
Left this concert early cuz Jenny is pregnant and exhausted. Ugh. Shoulda brought my girlfriend instead.
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I met this beauty 10 years ago today. We ate sushi and discussed our respective Zoloft doses. We said we weren't looking for anything serious. We married 9 months later. I love her with all my life, and then some.
Sid and Poppi, equally engrossed in PJ Masks.
There once was a douche in Nantucket ..
Is this how the internet was invented?
Regretting telling Sid that bunny poop is just Cadbury Creme Eggs.
His first and last day on the job. 🙈
"What an idiot." - Sid Biggs
Two seconds before the weight of the bag made him fall over.