Agent Lazlo on the case.
Wherein your wife and mother flirt with you on the same post.
Damn straight! Well, not straight. You know what I mean. 🌈
I WAS OVERDUE FOR A SELFIE
The Lenape island of Manahata, looking just like it did when they first lived on it.
Pics or I didn’t eat it. @dominiqueansel with one of my favorite summer treats. Anyone tried this?
Yo Bleeker Street playground is LIT rn
Happy birthday to my baby momma, the love of my life, and the craziest Gemini in the land, @jennyandteets2. Flowers, card, dinner, gift, gluten-free cupcakes, and flying in her best friend from LA as a surprise are all nothing unless you share your birthday love on social media. So, my work is now done. HBD Jenny ❤️
Hudson River has some strange ass dolphins
Happy Mother’s Day @anggar7! We love you!
Happy Mother’s Day to this supermom/superwife/superhuman/supermodel. Sid and Laz are the luckiest kids in the world. I’m pretty lucky too. Love you, @jennyandteets2.
Time to jump back into reality. Apparently our washer/dryer exploded while we were gone. Yaaaaaayyyyylololololhahafuckme
Woke up to a full rainbow on my birthday. This must be a good sign for my 40s. (I will choose to ignore the huge ladder we sailed under, and our sighting of the very rare Caribbean Black Cat Fish).
Rest In Peace, my thirties.
Though I might appear to be pondering life on the eve of a momentous birthday, I’m actually wondering why Diet Coke didn’t taste like Coke Zero to begin with. Seriously, wtf.
Jenny is looking hot. I’m looking for my 30’s. #jb40