Haha! This is the funniest photo I’ve ever taken. Dave looks like a bad ass tough guy rock star and I look like my crush finally decided to dance with me. Thank you @foofighters for always being so cool and for slaying Madison Square Garden! Thanks for capturing this candid moment @atibaphoto !!
This movie is so much fun to shoot. Imma song and dance man once again! @isntitromanticmovie will be in theaters next Valentine’s Day and it’s cuteness meter is OFF THE CHARTS.
We produced this very funny movie. The bud/ director of Mike and Dave @szyjake helmed this banger. The kids in this movie are incredibly funny and talented. They are the next gen. Do yourself a favor and watch it if you like the giggles. @netflix AUGUST 10th!!!
Variety hitting you with them puns on high! Very excited to be acting along side comedy kings Danny McBride and John Goodman. Thanks for having me HBO. Its time for me to put pants back on and go back to work.
Goodbye chlo chlo zow! It was a great start to the summer I’ll be back in a month to wrap the ultimate summer fun series. I’m heading to the east coast to shoot a show that I’m very exited to tell ya’ll about but I can’t yet. Issa secret. Next time Chloe will be wearing a @captainMorganusa hat MARK MY WORDS.
Happy 6th of July everyone! It’s important to celebrate everyday like it’s a holiday! 📸 @atibaphoto
Shout out to the troops who protect our country and choose fun. Thanks to @carnival and @operationhomefront for having me. #humorforheroes
Had a blast at the @nba awards this year. Shaq says he’s never seen my movies or tv shows but he likes that commercial I was in where I ripped my chest hair off. He was everything I wanted him to be! Chuck was the man but he might be confusing me with someone else because he says we’ve shot something together. Banes was v cool and v Australian. Australians are always the coolest. And Candice was a champ literally and figuratively. We presented together and she was so nice cool and funnny. She also said her 9 year old daughter is almost my size. @adamraycomedy was my plus one and came dressed as a low level agent for Eastern European players. Thank you @nba and @nbaontnt !
I’ve had literally thousands of pictures taken of me on stage and I’ve looked like a troll who lives under a bridge or a horrific helicopter accident victim in every one of them UNTIL NOW. Thank you girl at the Laugh Factory who caught me in my NATURAL pose of a cool as ice dude. 🙏🏽 📸 @comedyhipster #CoolasIce #summerjawline
This is my dad and I in Iraq on Christmas Day. My dad is the man and is down to do anything, go wherever and meet anyone. He plays the harmonica and is a sharp shooter on the pool table. I hope to be half the man he is at his age. Call your dads and tell them how much they mean to you. Even if they’re “tough guys” they appreciate it. #wonkyeye
To all my gay friends out there! Stay prideful! Also, to that sad man in Tennessee who owns the hardware store that won’t let gay people buy a hammer to fix a shelf. Grow up, ya sad dweeb. Love ya’ll and stay safe! 📸 @babynewch
Me and the ROO boo. We had a great time at @bonnaroo! Chlo dawg is finishing school in NYC and I have to go back to LA so I won’t get to see her for a few weeks. I’m glad we got to link up at Bonnaroo and not remember eating pizza together! #chesthair #notavneck
I am fully Bonnaroo’d! I am also an early investor in this company that works perfectly with all things ROO. Imma business, MAN. Its called INSPIRED. It’s a card that links to your already existing debit card and donates 5 cents every time you swipe it to help save and protect music and the arts in schools. Best of all it costs you nothing. So this summer when you’re raging at music fests and buying booze and corn dogs the size of you’re head you can be doing some good too. Save creativity in school by doing nothing more than having a great summer. For the next few weeks we will be funding projects in and around Nashville to foster the next gen of future ROO super stars! Grab a card in the link in my bio! Also heading back to Bonnaroo today... I’ll be the really sweaty one that looks exactly like me.
I took part in this amazing charity this past weekend. The @bigslickkc is put on by Kansas City natives Paul Rudd, Jason Sudeikis, David Koechner, Rob Riggle, and Eric Stonestreet! What these guys have put together over the past 9 years is incredible. Through bowling, a softball game and auctioning off cool stuff we were able to raise 2 MILLION dollars and 100% of the proceeds go to Children’s Mercy Hospital in KC. Big shout out to the big 5 who invited me and to their families that did all the hard work to pull this bad boy off and make it run all silky smooth.
Happy Memorial Day. This is my bud and American hero Flo Groberg. He earned the congressional medal for tackling a suicide bomber and saving his whole squad. This pic was taken last Christmas in Iraq on my life changing and eye opening @theuso Holliday Tour. This is what Memorial Day is about. So when you’re bbq’ing take a min to thank all the veterans in your life and think about all the people that gave their life so we can eat 30 hawt dawgs on this day. Also, Flo has a book. #8secondsofcourage buy it!!
@blakeanderson and myself are being inducted into the @orangecoastcollege HALL OF FAME. We made it! Thanks OCC!!
I threw a ROCKET the other day at the @angels game. I felt like the kid from Rookie of the Year. Except no one recruited me after this laser beam of a toss. @orangecoastcollege night! #alum
Happy Mother’s Day mama! This is when my mom fulfilled her life long dream of being on Ellen and answering more questions than her son and watching him get a pie in the face on national television. Love ya mama! Today is the day that our mamas deserve some extra love. Do what ya can for them today and try not to screen their calls next time they ring ya because your too busy (literally sitting on the couch watching hgtv).
#tbt to these beef boys on the set of #gameoverman !! I was being strapped into a harness so I could soar between two buildings on an ironing board. My stuntman Urs was there to do the hard stuff and make sure I don’t plummet to my death. Thanks Urs!