Haha! My funny bud @randyliedtke just sent this to me... seems right.
Ugh oh! Mr. Steal yo girl is here. Obviously my 6th grade pimp game was strong. Hit me up if you wanna play Pogs and trade Slammers. My parents are moving and are unearthing a lot of GEMS. #tbt
I hope you all have been enjoying yourself a this holiday season as much as I have! But remember health is wealth! No days off except some days!
It was @chloebridges birthday yesterday! We went to Disneyland and I didn’t have time to post because we were living life. This picture is our relationship. She looks gorgeous as I am in the background looking like a troll. I love her and she is my best friend. I’m so happy that we get to take this ride together and couldn’t think of a better partner in crime. Love ya @chloebridges !!!
Just finished a few days of press for Isn’t it Romantic with these two maniacs! Excited for y’all to see it. Reb’s and I went with a classic tongue out pose and Liam went with his patented power laugh. IIR coming out this Valentines Day!
My two favorite basketball teams are playing tonight. The Clippers vs. Mavericks! Obviously I’m team Clippers (#1 in the west) but I also love the Mavs because they have an amazing organization with amazing people like my homie @dwightpowell ! He won the community assist award this month for a charity he put together! The charity helps the kids of parents who are sick. They raised hundreds of thousands of dollars to make sure the kids can lead normal lives and the parents don’t have to decide between dealing with their sickness/ cancer or taking care of their children. Pretty cool stuff.
This season there will be thousands of holiday house parties. But, only one will feature me, Captain Morgan and maybe…a life-size snow globe. Head over to the post on @CaptainMorganUSA and tell us in the comments why you have the most holiday cheer. I will show up to one lucky winner’s party on December 15th. Be sure to use #CaptainsNightInContest. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. U.S. (except AK, HI), 21+. Restrictions apply. See Rules www.captainsnightin.com. Sponsored by Diageo Americas, Inc. #CaptainMorganPartner
#tbt to when I hosted the MTV movie and Tv awards in 2017. It took a whole team to turn this beauty into a beast. it honestly was one of the most insane things I’ve ever done. Thank you to all the people who worked hard in getting me the gig but most importantly the hair and makeup people who made sure my beard wouldn’t flop off while giving the stranger things kids all the awards.
That moment when your family starts asking if you’re seeing anyone…Yeah, a life-size @CaptainMorganUSA Body Pillow! And it’s Cyber Monday so of course it’s going for the crazy low price of $20.18 today only. Head over to www.CaptainMorganStore.com while you’re shopping today and get your own. #CaptainMorganPartner
This Saturday I filmed my first ever Netflix stand up special in my hometown of Omaha, Nebraska! It was surreal. The crowd was insane and the people of that great city SHOWED UP. People don’t realize that I’ve been a stand up comic for 15 years. When I was 20 I got a job answering the phone at the Hollywood improv. It has always been a dream of mine to shoot a big special. With the acting and the writing stuff taking off for me I had to put the stand up on the back burned for awhile but the love never subsided. Thank you @netflixisajoke for letting this dream come true and thank you to my family, friends, and my beautiful, smart girlfriend @chloebridges for always being supportive and for making this weekend so special for me! Love everyone who came out to this show and to anyone who came to ANY show in the past two years. Thank you 🙏🏽 📸 @atibaphoto
They gave me my own day in Omaha! These are my parents. They went through a lot raising me. Not only was I a maniac little kid who was always trying to scam my neighbors by selling them back things I stole from their garages (rubber bands), making the neighborhood kids sick by selling them all nickelodeon gack (squished up poisonous berries) but I also was constantly almost dying (cement truck, OD on my neighbors pills that I thought was candy). This Saturday the mayor of Omaha proclaimed Nov 10th to forever and always be Adam Devine day. Absolutely insane. I want to proclaim that all other days are my parents day in my life. I love them so much. I’ll keep nov 10th though. Cause the mayor said so. Love you mom and Dad! 📸 @atibaphoto
I just got done touring the Children’s hospital of Omaha. As many of you know (because I won’t shut up about it) I was hit by a cement truck as a kid and spent a lot of time at this children’s hospital. Many people do t know that Children’s hospitals are privately funded and need donations in order to survive! It was awesome meeting these kids and see how brave they are being as they deal with issues that a lot of times are life threatening. It was also cool meeting the nurses that take care of these brave kids. Some of these nurses took care of me. I love this place and love these people. ❤️ you Omaha! @childrensomaha @cmnhospitals
Having a blast on tour. Thank you to everyone who has been coming out. Truly next level. This was taken last night in Atlantic City. Hitting up @sandseventcenter in Bethlehem Pa tonight and then Grand Rapids, Milwaukee (bday show), and Omaha (Netflix taping) next week! Come out! Let’s party! 🎥@vinarfuso
We bringing all the boos tonight on @latelateshow. I’m promoting my tour which comes to ATLANTIC CITY AND BETHLEHEM PA this weekend. See ya in the streets.
If you like cute stuff and comedy and abs (not mine) watch this movie! ISN’T IT ROMANTIC only in theaters this Valentine’s Day!
Thank you ATLANTA! Last night was next level. ATLANTIC CITY and BETHLEHEM PA this weekend. Come out, get weird but don’t be like the guy in the first row at the Atlanta show who was so drunk he passed out and then puked on himself, and his friend had to carry him out within the first 15 mins of the show. Or do. What do I care. Also, if any one know who that dude was let me know. He deserves a tee shirt. He puked on the one he was wearing and it seemed like his nice tee.
I am the mascot whisperer! This stallion was OUT OF CONTROL until he saw me, then he was calm cool and collected. I’m like a calming goat except not a goat a human.
SHARK ATTACK! I willed my last post into reality! My man Mark Cuban hooked it up last night. He rules. He was kind enough to give me court side tickets to the Mavericks and he was kind enough to grace your tv/ computer screens/ phones in Netflix’s Uber smash hit @gameovermanfilm ! DALLAS tonight at the Majestic theatre. Tour starts tonight!
#fbf to high school when I lived a pop punk lifestyle. Yea. That’s hemp. These guys (best friends since middle school) will be on tour with me. @iwishiwaspizza will be slanging shirts and @goonssquad will be making sure I don’t fall asleep on the toilet and miss any shows. Are we coming to your city? DALLAS, CHARLESTON, ATLANTA, ATLANTIC CITY, BETHLEHEM, GRAND RAPIDS, MILWAUKEE, OMAHA!