I think I win the dork shot game. However, this picture DID score me the role of Girl #2 in a Subway commercial. So.
@chaboukie made this adorable dress, and @lorentarquinio bought it for her, and she is SUPER stoked !
Baby loves her vodka. Video cred: @annavocino. Caption cred: @lorentarquinio
@medicalmedium 8 months old, and VERY excited about organic wild blueberry pie! Thank you, aunt T @torrimore
I want to officially announce that @annavocino is the baby daddy.
She's here! ❤️
Shooting with @driverminnie. @speechlessabc 2nd episode airs tonight. ABC. 8:30/7:30 central
@annavocino is the reason I learned to #EatHappy, and now consequently, I LOVE to cook! Get this book from Amazon immediately!
@annavocino crushing it at Making the funny jokes. I was so proud and impressed. @annavocino
Reunited and if feels so good.
Inspired by @medicalmedium
A fan club of 1, is still a fan club. My niece is feeling excited to see me on the TEE-VEE
@katehollinsheadmakeup @jaimeelysegowns #whyAmIGrrr-ing #maybePrepTheBackgoundNextTime
Me: Okay how long have I been on here ... 10, 15 minutes? #exerciseBike #crushingIt
Dress by @jaimeelysegowns. Thank you, @pistolandstamen. Make up by @katehollinsheadmakeup
Doing Escape Room!! Rules: Don't steal Christmas Trees, don't pick up lightning.
I'm not saying I'm PROUD of myself.... Like, as a PERSON. But this IS my biggest problem right now.
If you dare.... #comedy #standup #imAfraid
This is happening.