When you're the only non-married person in your family at a wedding... #rockonvanhaley
Third day in a row I'm on a plane. Do I get a cookie now?
VEGAS BABY! Come visit the HHHH crew at CES TODAY from 11am-1pm! (Booth 44540). We made it thru torrential rains, flight cancellations, massive delays, and 3hrs of sleep, so we'd really like to see your smiling faces. (But this massive breakfast at @hashhouseagogo is definitely helping.)
When your hotel room has a jacuzzi tub that overlooks the Vegas Strip, you obviously take a nighttime soak with the curtains open.
Just a girl. Sitting in front of an empty pizza box. Cause she ate the whole thing out of boredom. After her flight was delayed 2 hours.
New Year's Resolution: FINALLY finish Obduction! And now I can do it on my sweet new @alienware 15 laptop. Thanks for making me part of the #AlienwareHive! . ALSO, if anyone has any recommendations on single-player, puzzle-based STEAM games I should check out, leave them in the comments. In the vein of Portal, Gone Home, What Remains of Edith Finch, Limbo, Inside, etc...
Danced into 2018 with @kriskorzec like... #futureisnow
Happy 2018, everyone.
Okay...my #2017bestnine is...uh...I mean...well...I swear I have friends. (Although I'm not the least bit surprised that the amazing shots by @kaelanbarowsky & @giulianobekor made it in!) IRONIC UPDATE: This post would now qualify for my #topnine2017.
This person clearly did not listen to enough Mitch Hedberg. #escalatortemporarilystairs #sorryfortheconvenience #mitchhedberg
It's been over 20 years, but I still cry every time I hear this song. Every. Single. Time. #IBelieve #BlessidUnionofSouls
Professor Fudge makes the best pillow. #dogpillow . . (Sweet Star Wars Christmas sweater by @merchoid since I know a lot of you are going to ask...)
When you're a brand ambassador for a board game company, Christmas shopping is easy. Merry Christmas from my family & @iello_usa to yours! #IELLO #KingOfTokyo #AliSan
Parents gave me some of my old childhood stuff for Christmas...including my license plate from my first bike & 2 ceramic "things" I made. The one on the right is a cup, I guess. We think the one on the left is a turtle with the Union Jack flag on his back. You can't say I wasn't creative as a kid.
Met my cousin's new baby last night & she immediately "chillaxed" in my arms. Coolest baby ever? Obviously.
A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS, MOFOS!!!!!!! . (Note: my Russian sister-in-law has never seen this but said she knew who "Tweety" was. We figured out she meant "Woodstock".) #acharliebrownchristmas
This is a stealth pic of the guy sitting across from me while we wait for our flight. He just pulled out a container of giant homemade Swedish Fish and is going to town on them and I've never been more jealous of a person in an airport terminal before. #swedishfish #holidaytravel #thingsidowhenimbored
DRUNKSMAS HAS BEGUN! I'll (hopefully) be posting Instastories all day, so stay tuned for the insanity! #TheHalfHourHappyHour
Damn straight, mirror. @aliceandolivia