New phone, who dis?
Okay, here we go. Squeeze Box, my 15-disc career-spanning boxed set (housed in a replica of my accordion!) is available for pre-order NOW. If you're so inclined, go to pledgemusic.com/weirdalyankovic
Had a great time with these zany funsters last night at @largolosangeles
I can't believe they have the Christmas decorations up ALREADY here. I swear, it gets earlier every year!!
Props from Deadpool
My favorite New Year's Eve tradition - performing with Alice for the Maui Food Bank.
Ugh, I hate that I can never find my name in these things.
The Crab Constellation #KnowYourAstronomy
6th Grade Spelling Bee Champ. Don't hate the playa, hate the gaaaame. #tbt
Mele Kalikimaka, y'all.
"Hello, Patent Office? Yes, I'd like to legally trademark the phrase 'Turn Around Don't Drown.'"
Might be time for a new ID. #tbt
So nice to get away from it all.
...and this is the sum total of all the money I received from my first record deal ($500). Interesting side note - a few years later, Capitol charged me $1,000 just for the right to re-record these same tracks for a different label. That's why it's called the record BUSINESS, kids!
This was the sum total of my legal fees for my first recording contract.