This is how we feel about @dirtydancingtvevent coming out in 3 days. Also I love u @therealsarahhyland
My favorite group of people (minus @therealdebramessing @jquintonjohnson and Bruce we missed u all intensely) can't wait til you guys watch @dirtydancingtvevent may 24th so you can see how incredible all of these gems are. I love you all passionately.
My family ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
❤️🎂🍷🚬🚬🍷🎂❤️ The incomparable @tamepunk drew this BY HAND as a birthday gift to me. THANK YOU GRACE!
Happy birthday to my best fucking friend on the planet @tayweinstein you literally save my existence on a daily/hourly/minutely basis and you are possibly the only human I can be around for a solid 24(or 48 or 72) hour's without feeling judged/annoyed. You crack me up every single day and I don't know what I'd do without you FOR REAL. Thank you for always having my back and being one of the only people I've ever truly truly trusted. You are more talented kind wonderful and caring than anyone I've met and we are gonna make sure you get ashkt ton of Casamigos tonight so you can shine bright like the Tayqueil-o Neil you are. 🙏🏻💥💄🔮💕
It's really important to stay informed. Thanks to @younggoth for keeping me woke.
🌚this is da rhythm of da night 🌚 📸: @tamepunk
🌞⛈🌚 "At her funeral, the priest said she was stormy... 'sometimes 'sunny' sometimes 'stormy'... what does that even mean? Is he saying it's her fault?" Doing All The Fine Boys in NYC this winter was one of my favorite working experiences and this was my favorite line in the play (Isabelle always delivered it perfectly obviously)... thank u again to all who came to see the show and I hope u all have more sunny days than stormy ones. Also thanks to the dope, badass, adorable , insanely talented playwright and director of All The Fine Boys, Erica Schmidt for writing this out for me so I could get it in her writing.
#TBT to last year shooting with my favorite human of all time forever @thetylershields at his house which started how all of our shoots start. Me: "hey I'm having a major crisis and I'm freaking out." Tyler:"cool wanna come over and shoot?" Me: "ya sure see u in 20"
This is the exact expression @coltprattes makes every time i say something completely and totally strange and inappropriate. Also @dirtydancingtvevent comes out in 23 days. Also Colt and I are both in it. Also you should watch it. Also it's on @abcnetwork . Also that's al by.
"we've made so much progress for women." 😒😒😒😒😒😒
In just 1 more day .... it's gonna be MAY. #byebybyemysanity
This literally can't download fast enough. Love you so much can't wait to be obsessed with every song @leamichele #places
🆘‼️❌🤦🏻♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏽♀️❌‼️🆘 "Don't talk to me. Ever." - selene garcia 🆘‼️❌🤦🏻♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏽♀️❌‼️🆘
hey, it's ur uber driver i'm out front. 📷: @tayweinstein
Went up to the attic to grab something, gizmo waited lookout at the bottom. He's a true bae